There was a man by the name of Dwayne Fogle. Day after day he would write up various stories and submit them onto a website to have them rated and commented. His main thing was to write up fanfictions. Normally he would create pairings that would never actually occur in the particular show starring the characters. Yaoi, yuri, hetero, young, old, nothing was safe.

One day he found that he was starting to grow tired of typing out stories. He had exhausted just about every pairing imaginable, but what was he to do now? The stories had sucked up so much of his life that he quite honestly did not know what else to do to pass the day away. After going through the possible choices in his mind, he decided he would head outside for a walk and brainstorm on what to do for a new hobby. He walked down the street, locking his hands behind his head as he walked, copying what he had seen so many anime characters do before. He was basically lost in his own world, uncaring as to how akward it looked in the american culture. A few people who noticed him walking took a second glance at him, thinking he was a criminal under arrest, but when they realized there was no police officer even remotely nearby him, they carried on with their own business.

"Ehhh... it is sooo boring here, dattebayoo"

He complained, emulating a character's catch phrase of the anime he was particularly obsessed with at the moment.

"Hmmm... maybe I'll head for the computer store... maybe they released that new Iramatak game early! Itadakimasu!"

He exclaimed, using a term from an anime that he had badly misinterpreted the meaning of. After making up his mind, he started running towards the computer store, moving both arms behind his back and leaned his head forward as he ran, convinced that running in this fashion made him move faster. When he made it to the store, he was wheezing heavily, his shirt depicting that he would work for hentai was now soaked with sweat.

"Man... I really need to train more."

He said to himself, which would be a good idea, provided he ever did any 'training' period. Once he caught his breath, he walked into the computer store and walked over to the games department first. Once there, he started to search for game he was interested in. Unfortunately, he did not see the game anywhere on the shelves. He frowned, then noticed one of the employees of the store to his left that was restocking a certain product. He walked up to him, hoping maybe he could help him find out when the game was to come out.

The man looked up from his work to see a boy approaching him.

"Can I help you find anything, sir?"

He asked him. Dwayne nodded.

"Yeah, do you know when the Iramatak game comes out?" He asked him.

The stockboy frowned, shaking his head. "Eh, sorry, that game won't be out until next year..."

"Wh-what?! But it's January the 1st!" Dwayne complained. The stockboy shrugged.

"Don't complain to me about it. Not like I can do anything."

He said, starting to walk off. Dwayne couldn't believe it, he would have to wait an entire year for that game to come out now. As he was in despair, he noticed a box laying next to the guy. It was marked in an x with red tape, but it still caught Dwayne's interest.

"Hey.. what's in that?" Dwayne asked. The stockboy looked over to the box he was pointing to.

"Oh, that. It's a computer program that allows you to see stories that you type up actually happen. There's a few bugs with it though, so it is being taken back for redesigning.

Dwayne, however had tuned him out after he said it was a program that made stories come to life.

"How much." He asked.

"Wh-what?"

"How much for that program?"

"No, you don't understand, kid. This program has some problems with it, it needs to be taken back."

"100 bucks!"

The man's eyes widened in shock. "One hundred...." He repeated in a soft whisper. That was more than half his paycheck for two weeks work.

"A-all right. I'll sell it to you." He said, deactivating the security device on the program box. "But if it doesn't work, do NOT take it back here, otherwise you'll end up in a lot of trouble, and I'll probably get fired, you hear me, kid?" He whispered to him. Dwayne nodded vigorously.

"All right then, show me you have it first." He ordered. Dwayne dug his greasy sausage fingers into his pocket and pulled out a wad of cash and handed it to him. The stockboy took the wad, doing his best to ignore the greasy residue on the dollar bills and started to count out one hundred dollars, handing the rest of the cash back to him.

"There, take it and don't say a word about it to anyone."

Dwayne grew a large grin across his face, nodding again, snatching up the program and hid it on his person. He then stood up, sneaking his way back out of the store. Fortunately for him, he didn't see any guards coming his way. Not wanting to waste time, he made a beeline straight for his house, absolutely itching to try this new program out.

He rushed back into his house, slamming the door behind him, panting heavily and looking at the program with glee in his beady eyes.

"I can't believe they would want to take back something like this..."

He said to himself, and started to mercilessly butcher the box in search for the CD inside. Once he retrieved the CD from it's paper prison, he immediately opened the case up and took the disc out, seeing a small yin-yang etched into the top side of the CD. He shrugged, then opened up the tower on his computer and put the disc in. When the tower was fully shut back, he noticed a surge of blue light flow through the tower for a second. He blinked at the tower, but then suddenly the program showed up on his monitor. It took up the entire screen of the monitor, making the entire monitor show a black screen save for a small text icon at the very bottom.

He took a minute to look through instruction book, seeing he was first supposed to create a setting, whether new or from a TV show, then select characters in it, which could also be original or from a TV show. Then he was free to type up any actions he desired. He also noticed a warning label, stating that if he did use TV show characters, he was not to force them to do an action that was out of character for them. He shrugged, tossing the instruction book away, then turned back to the black screen and positioned his hands over the keyboard.

"All right, Lets give this a whirl! Hmm... setting... setting... Ah! I know! The sparring grounds from the chunin exam episodes!"

He decided and typed in sparring grounds/chunin exams. Sure enough, the familiar room with a large hand signal statue at the end appeared on the screen. Dwayne could not believe his eyes on the detail of the room, it looked extremely realistic, almost lifelike.

"Oh wow this is soo desuu!"

He exclaimed, wrongly using a term in japanese, having sorely misinterpreted it.

"Ok ok ok... lets give this a test run. Let's have Sakura walk around the grounds, looking as she did from the shippuuden series."

He declared. He typed in /Haruno Sakura/Shippuuden.

The moment he hit enter, Sakura appeared on the screen. Dwayne was speechless, he couldn't believe this was actually working the way he wanted it to. He wondered how long the company that made this program did research on animes for.

"Hmmm... lets try something... free will."

He declared, typing '/free will' into the program. Again, when he hit enter, Sakura started to look around the room. She realized where she was, slowly walking to the large hand statue, placing a hand on it.

"So many memories here..."

She stated, recalling the kinds of fights they had here three years ago.

"This is unbelievable."

Dwayne commented. Now he wanted to try something where he had a little more control.

"Okaaay... let's haaaave... Oh! Let's have Ino enter the training grounds as well!"

He decided, furiously typing in /Ino Yamanaka/Shippuuden. As expected, Ino walked into the scene, looking like she did in the shippuuden series.

"Well, I wouldn't have expected you to be here of all places, Sakura-chan." Ino commented, standing in the spectator area. Sakura looked up to see Ino, smiling a little.

"Haven't seen you in a while, Ino-chan." Sakura stated.

Dwayne watched this with a small grin, seeing the two already reacting with each other without him doing anything. He then got another idea and typed 'spar' in the program, then sat back and watched.

"Hey, Sakura. If I remember correctly, our last fight here ended up in a tie." Ino declared, hopping out from the stands and landed nearby Sakura. Sakura nodded with a small smile on her face. "Yeah... I remember."

"What would you say to a tie breaker right now? I want to see how good you've gotten since then..." She started, then added "...then show you how much better than you I've gotten"

Sakura frowned, but then grinned. "All right, you're on. I'm not going to go full power on you though... I mean we should probably keep this building intact." She said.

Ino nodded, taking off her headband and tied it up around her head like they did before. Sakura nodded, following suit and put her headband up around her head as well.

Dwayne watched as they started to fight, seeing them trade blows, seeing text pop up in the program, describing every action that had happened, word for word. Dwayne watched while biting his nails, wanting to see who won. Eventually they came to a stand off, both of them looking rather bruised, and out of breath. Dwayne got another idea in his head and typed in /stop spar.

"Y-you've really improved over the years, Ino-chan" Sakura commented. Ino nodded.

"You have too, Sakura chan."

Dwayne then typed /have Ino and Sakura kiss. As soon as he hit enter, an error message was occured.

"...excuse me?" Sakura said. Dwayne looked up from his keyboard, seeing Sakura was looking right at him. He laughed at that, seeing the characters staying true to how they were portrayed in the anime. but it was a moment he really wanted to see. He typed in /end free will, then typed in again /have Ino and Sakura kiss. Again he was left with another error message.

"I don't think so, pal!"

Ino said, both of them now looking towards Dwayne. She then thought of something, looking towards Sakura, whispering something in her ear. Sakura nodded, going with whatever it was Ino had whispered. They both suddenly lunged at him, through the computer screen. Dwayne freaked when he actually felt both girls grab his shirt.

"H-hey! What the hell is going on here! Yamirou!"

He said, actually using a japanese term correctly in his moment of panic. The two girls ignored him, however and pulled him in through the monitor. Dwayne was thrown to the floor, grunting as he was thrown down by the force of both girls. He then rolled over to see a wicked-looking expression on both of their faces.

"I think it's time we teached these stupid fanboys a lesson. Ino nodded as they both suddenly jumped him and started pummeling him senseless while he was laying on the ground. Dwayne fell unconscious from all the punches he was taking. A half hour later, he started to wake up, his body feeling sore all over. He let out a prolonged groan, starting to put his hand to his temple, but his arm refused to budge.

"Hey! what the-!"

He realised suddenly that he was tied to a chair. He looked up to see both girls standing in front of him, he then looked around to see just about every guy and girl he had wronged in a fanfic, standing in the specator areas.

"Wakey wakey fanboy."

Sakura commented.

"I've gone through all your files that were on your computer. All the stories you wrote. You make me sick!"

Ino shouted at him. The people in the spectator stands roared with their agreement.

Sakura nodded, looking at Dwayne.

"Just because Naruto and Sasuke kissed in the very beginning, does not in any way mean that they are gay for one another! It was supposed to be a comedic bit that you fanboys, and girls, sadly, twisted into all these disgusting fanfics! Well, me and Ino have thought of the perfect way to punish you. How about you see how it feels to have romantic relations with someone of the same sex."

Dwayne looked up at the two of them, seeing Chouji approaching on cue. His eyes widened in horror.

"No! No please! I promise I won't make anymore fanfics!

Dwayne pleaded, however his cries fell on deaf ears. As chouji got closer, you could see chicken grease all over his face, looking straight at Dwayne.

"Pucker up, fanboy."

Sakura said, standing back to watch this. Suddenly Chouji charged at him, tackling him chair and all and started pecking him all over his face, then started to go further. Chouji continued to go as far into relations as Dwayne had made guys and girls from animes go in his fanfics. Back in his room, there was a shred of paper from the box he tore open, having a warning label. It read:

Warning! Do not under any cirsumstances force an anime character to do something outside his/her character. Failure to do so will result in karmic punishment.

At the end of the warning was a yin-yang insignia, looking exactly like the one engraved onto the CD.